Top 5 most annoying people at parties

1. The girl who throws up and moans, but you look at your phone and realize its only 1030...
2. The guy who wasn't really invited
3. Ugly girl with the "im hot" attitude
4. the "mother hen" that throws salt in my game...as in "Sarah, WE are LEAVING...come ON, we came here together, you dont even KNOW this guy...you have to get up tommorow morning anyway" (turns to me as shes dragging her friend away) "Sorry, she'll call you..."
5. The guy who claims to drink a lot but complains the shot you poured him is too full

remix upon remix.

Mauro Picotto - Iguana (Blank & Jones remix)
Megara vs. DJ Lee - For a Moment (Hardflux Hardclub remix)
Gouryella - Ligaya (Green Court remix)
Dj Sammy - Heaven (Green Court remix)
Ayla - Brainchild
Gouryella - Walhalla (Armin Van Buuren Rising Star remix)

Finally.

I've thought about this for too long and finally here it is, unfortunately not till...2018. What a waste.

http://www.mercurynews.com/breakingnews/ci_7457634

Melodic Heart Attack

Megara vs Dj Lee - Crazy
Megara vs Dj Lee - Your Love
Megara vs Dj Lee - Energy
Megara vs Dj Lee - Blow the Mind

Molly's

and the question still remains, what the hell happened yesterday, and why is my nose blue you jackass.

Space.

Cosmic Gate - Human Beings (A1 Dave 202 & Phil Green remix)

The Pursuit of Happiness

• Working out (naturally, it releases endorphins)
• Eating spicy food (naturally, it releases endorphins)
• Trance
• Accomplishing tasks, whether its small or big
  
• Waking up to an eventful day
• Giving a present to someone that I care about
• Cruising on my longboard
• Thanksgiving.
• Conversing about childhood

&more...

CAMELBAK FTW

All im going to say is, SHOTS AT YOUR DISPOSAL!

If you think you can handle this shit get one.

Camelbak. its where its at.

1st mix of the night to start off:
3/4 cranberry juice
1/4 vodka (not popov...god)

2nd refill:
1/2 vodka
1/2 cranberry

3rd refill: (your probably not savvy enough for this)
1/3 watermelon vodka
1/3 strawberry vodka
1/3 juice concentrate

MMMMMMMM

A state of trance.

A State of Trance 2007 CD2 - Firefly

...

Bad luck: You have no idea if you think you've got it.

The Dark.

Tiesto Feat. Christian Burns - In the Dark (trance remix)
Ferry Corsten Feat. Howard Jones - Into the Dark

Tiesto - Suburban Train
Mauro Picotto - Iguana

Neverending list.

Ferry Corsten - Sweet sorrow
Dave 202 & Phil Green - Moments of Silence
Blank and Jones - The Deep End
DJ Energy - Excelsis

Songs of the week.

Cosmic Gate - Enomine
Cosmic Gate - Come Back to Earth (SHOKK remix)
Cascade - Transcend
Kai Tracid - Conscious
Dumonde - Human (Phil Green & Dave 202)

New hookah :]

Finally after using my piece of shit hookah that needed electrical tape and so many other little things I decided it was time for a new hookah.

Oh yeah found this really fucking awesome site for online shopping gives you all these coupon codes for free shipping or like 30% off whatever is available its called http://www.retailmenot.com/

Used it for my hookah, on Hookah-shisha.com for 15% off my purchase which was about 20 bucks.

Got the Mya Saray Acrylic 19" which kicks major ass, but I think I got ripped off for the price, since you can get this hookah elsewhere for about 40-50. Was a bit disappointed at first that the base piece was "plastic" but it turned out this is a really nice base since its extremely durable and its easy to clean up.

And if your going to get that i definitely recommend the HEBA diffuser, which greatly increases the coldness of the smoke and the flavor, not to mention it makes your hookah "experience" a lot quieter.

Also if your into hookah, I just recently found out about this brand, Al Fahker which is REALLY good shisha aka tobacco, each bowl that i lightly pack from all of their flavors gives me about 1hr of smoke time plus nice big puffy white clouds of smoke.

Enough talk here are some pictures of how this fucker hits

Dream come true?

The news, I love it. It's either about death or about sheer stupidity at its best.

Did you ever want to go to Stanford but didn't have the grades?

Really? yeah? ask this dumb bitch how she "got in".

Yet, another bad rep for Koreans.
First the Virginia Tech shit and now this

Heres how the story goes:
-She gets rejected from Stanford
-Doesn't understand rejection
-Goes to Stanford regardless
-Doesn't have access to dorm key so sleeps around random dorms
-Enrolls in classes somehow...
-8 months and only now she was discovered by the Stanford police that she...didn't really go to Stanford




One might ask, Why.

1. 2nd Generation Asian American
1. There are so many factors for this one, can't even fathom the wealth of information that comes with this problem. I'll have to explain this one later.

Ratemyprofessor.com: The pro's and the blatant con's

Yes, the wonderful site everyone should use before making their grave decision in partaking in a class with either a worthless idiot whose lives have reduced to teaching at a junior college or someone who really knows their shit.

Now everyone knows there are rules to reading the ratemyprofessor site such as:

1) A person can't be credible at all, if you see shit like:
Ex. THIZ GUY FUCcIN DUMB HES HARD
Ex.2 i dont get, very hard, dont understand good
Ex.3 Very hard, never went to class or read the book and got an F WTF?!

These are all clear examples of fobs, ghetto idiots, or just the majority of people in general

2) Take all ratings with a grain of salt.
If you see some bitch who just wrote,
"WOW EXTREMELY EASY, JUST READ EVERY CHAPTER AND KNOW EVERY TERM IN THE BOOK AND CHECK WEBSITE DAILY BASIS AND EMAIL FOR EVERYTHING AND HAVE PHONE NUMBER READY"
This could quite possibly be the girl who sat next to you who asked the stupidest fucking questions and was still confused why she got a B, though she thinks the class is still, very easy...

3) The numbers mean absolutely nothing, the scaling is obviously skewed and fucked.

4) Theres only about 350 characters allowed for each review, which is terrible.

Now that I have explained the rules of this internet phenomenon, I will further go in to depth about my pathetic reading teacher.

As we all know, De Anza isn't exactly the place you want to be after high school or at all...furthermore with that knowledge in mind that means that the "professors" aren't really professors at all. Even giving some the title of a professor is way too much credibility.

If you happen to end up at De Anza and also have to partake in a reading class and also happen to have the teacher Ms. Yoes, let me comment about a couple of things you should know prior to taking the class.

1. She has taught high school for about 13 years

2. If you have never heard the words "effective" and "listening" together in a sentence before you will remember this idiotic phrase for the rest of your life
Ex."EVERYONE, I need effective, RIGHT NOW"
and then you see everyone's eyes darting around, not because were trying to shut up but because we all think this bitch is crazy since no one was talking 5 minutes before what she had said.

3. She believes she used to be in some kind of fashion college, believe me there is nothing fashion about wearing a silver waffle patterned shirt thats obviously too tight for her blubber

4. Try not to laugh when she says, "THIS IS REAL COLLEGE NOW, ladies and gentlemen" Really? since when was De Anza considered "real" college

5. Never expect her on time, its not so much that shes irresponsible but more of the fact that....theres only one way to say this. Shes LARGE.

Japanese people vs anime

Some japanese hair guy











not to be confused with...

Gaara from naruto

Clams, Never again.

Purge - To rid, clear, or free
i.e. Louis ate shitty clams and then later purged himself with the aid of the porcelain god

Shallots.

Sweeter than an onion, makes food spicier.
Hmm why didn't i use these before.
good base sauce.

Food Frenzy.

Shrimp & Baby Clams over linguini






















Sausage stir fry. yum.

26th

A digital 6MP camera for 100 bucks who could turn that shit down?







Santana row

Virgin Post

Well this is much better than i expected it to be.

Jason if you see this, sorry I was compelled to have the black background.

hm lent update, giving up time on the ol' compy.
Oh yeah and also going to sleep before 12. (unrealistic goal but shooting for it)

DENIM update.
-Hugo Boss's really getting it. already whiskers
-Needs hot soak since its getting loose too

-Lee's, havent really worn em since i got the Boss's.